Mutual of Omaha Presents: Wild Kingdom… on Wall Street

Maybe I’m dating myself with the Mutual of Omaha reference, but four years ago, almost to the day, I began working on a series about the types of people you’ll likely run into within the walls of your local bank branch or brokerage firm. It was pretty well received back then, and a ton of fun to write.

Even though the names of the actual people are anonymous I can assure you that as crazy as some of these sound, all of these characters are very much inspired by real people and situations I’ve come across while working as a cog in the machine for nearly a decade.

Feeling a bit nostalgic maybe I’ll continue the series again, but until then I just wanted to share again. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy them all as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🙂

Your Stockbroker: The Alpha

Brokerus Stockus: Wile E. Coyote

Brokerus Friendus: The Wholesaler

Brokerus Maximus: The Branch Manager

Real Men of Genuis: Mr. Super Long Prospectus Writer Guy

Real Men of Genius: Mr. Complicated Technical Chart Guy