Today we salute you, Mr. Super Long Prospectus Writer Guy.
Armed with your thesaurus AND templates of acceptable legalese, disgruntled postmen & emails servers everywhere strain to deliver your torturous tomes.
And does that stop you? No. You are a rock. A rock inside shoes around the world…
You refer to yourself as “the trust” in mixed company, ready for anything & anyone; [not limited to Market Risk, Interest Rate Risk, Derivatives Risk, and/or Execution Risk…] — at the ready with proper negative consent & Times Roman font size.
Act of God? …was your favorite excuse in high school. And your nickname in college.
Past performance no guarantee of future results? Obviously, they’ve never seen you at work.
Yes, you sir are a champion among men.
Men who use words like Obligor. In public. On dates.
So, tap up a nice long cool one Mr. Producer Of Pounds Of Paper,
because in our mailbox, you’ll always be at the top of the heap.
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